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That you secretly dance around in women’s underwear when you’re home alone.
That Wil … will get you more hits than the other two put together. I promise.
<— Sending Wil another package of my underwear to replace the worn out ones.
xoxo
Don’t forget these Wil…..10K gold tooth; 2008 Outcast Award from P&S (can work as collateral) ; proud owner of a van,down by the river & new dentures every 10 years guaranteed…=)
ehhhhh
you can put that your a girl
Superman underoos and ladies panty wearing issues!
Beer belly and constant scratching are good ones to attract the ladies.
Occasional crabs, and fungal infections.
Needle dick.
Better mention the teeth!
baby raper.
the two inch candybar?
Cleans self like a dog
Other than that,…….A real nice Dude….!!
just put hung like a donkey at the end and no one will give a toss about the rest of it
I love a guy who’s in it for the sport
back acne and belly button lint
l have no idea…-