Apart From ‘meaningless’…’untrustworthy… And ‘drinks’ What Other Words Can I Put On My Dating Profile?

Takes Viagra
Has a Rambo bedroom theme
Plays well with others
Only has the STD’s that penicillin can take care of

What’s So Wrong About Using Photoshop To Add A Few Teeth To Your Dating Profile Picture?

Guys should be more interested in personality, anyway, right?

Whats The Deal With My Ex Girlfriend Advice? Please?

On Msn the other day i seen another guys name in her name and i said Congrats Sara, but it turned out to be a stuffed animal that she named jake , later that night she had must of went to look at my facebook profile and i came on msn and she had asked <3 whos the heart for in your facebook status. I didn't really know what to say because he had been such a long time since we talked . i told her it was this other girl and she was like i figure so, i was like what you mean , well you have always liked her , before we dated while we were dating, and now. and like Are you guys seening eachother.
I went on telling her that yes before, during NO, and now well i kinda have feelings for this girl.
Whats she doing she told me to stay out of her personal life? I didn;t really know what to say so i re blocked her, My Ex has always been jelous of her and never liked her
So whats this all about

I Want Girls Opinion..?

girl, here is my dating profile..
Am not sure what I should put and what I should take off .. Please advice me..
What attractive and not so attractive in it.http://www.plentyoffish.com/member456546…
any help even a small one is appreciated

I Have A Problem!! I Need Help?

Well I have a problem!! I can’t drive at all. I still need to go get my g1. I am a guy and I am 18 years old and never been on a date with a girl. I would like to but the thing thats holding me back is that I can’t drive, I live in a basement apartment and to make things worse I am chubby. I have lost a lot of weight and i am in a size medium in shirt and wear skinny jeans but I still feel really chubby since I still have a tummy and I am really hairy. I have too much body hair in my body. Its like a monkey and I will always be embarassed of my body. I won’t take my shirt off when I go to a beach or stuff like that. What is your advice? I really need help? Also, no girl has interest in me and I am really ugly in appearance. I don’t know if the link works but here is a picture of me What can I do?http://www.teenspot.com/profiles/Superbo…